You Know You Have a Problem When...
  1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and
stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed
with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
  3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
  4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
  5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop
on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
  6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year
or two, just for the free Internet access.
  7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
  8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
  9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for
two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone
and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to
hum to communicate with the modem...and you succeed.
 10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period
when using a word processor.com
 11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
 12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
Does this sound familiar?
 13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
 14. Your cat has its own home page.
 15. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
 16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages."
So you check it again! Just a few more questions...
 17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
 18. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape
before you landscape.