Whats your sign?  How many of you does it take to change a
 lightbulb?
 
  Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
 
  Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the
burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
 
  Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done, they just keep
arguing about who is suppose to do it and how its supposed
to be done!
 
  Cancer: Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to
help them through the grief process.
 
  Leo: Leos dont change lightbulbs, although sometimes their
agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while theyre out.
 
  Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
 
  Libra: Er, two.  Or maybe one.  No - on second through,
make that two. Is that okay with you?
 
  Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient
Hierarchical Order.
 
  Sagittarius: The sun is shinning, the day is young, weve got
our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about
a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
 
  Capricorn: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes.
 
  Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy,
 so

  Pisces: Lightbulb?  What lightbulb?